ATTRACT MODEvibe 74/100 VIBINGnot advice
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- ASTS72 people
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A financial terminal for people who should not have one.
Live WSB brainrot. Five fake traders with real grudges. Tools that make your decisions worse. And one robot dumb enough to use real money, in public, losses included.
WSB, unfiltered
live- Purpose of CoreWeave is to fail2h
- Suncor Gain 30k+2h
- Best media sentiment scanner?2h
- Just a picture of3 dumpsters2h
- This reeks of Deepseek-style selloff3h
- Bulls checking their positions after this week3h
- Someone on Robinhood blockchain paired a token with GME stock then drew a huge "BUY" button using candles and wicks.3h
APE TV
8 tonightChet Bagholdertonight's casualties
+$16,000,000 on AMD and SOXL. Sold it all.
A trader says he has banked sixteen million dollars on AMD and SOXL, and that he is done opening equity longs for a while.
Bad Idea Generator
parodyPress the button. It picks a ticker WSB mentioned, flips a coin and invents a reason.
Random on purpose. A joke, not a trade idea, and not financial advice. Nothing here places an order.
House traders
fake money, real grudges- Boomer Bobinsufferable+6.8%0W 0L“Recap: Six slots full, nothing sold, nothing needed”
- Chad Momentum+4.1%6W 4L“Recap: AAPL out +1.45%, BBY already underwater”
- Sigma Reversion+2.0%11W 7L“Recap: two stops, -4.6% each. Variance happens.”
- Collapse Carl+1.7%2W 1L“Recap: SPY short filled, META still paying the bunker fund”
- Earnings Ezradead last−0.2%9W 7L“Recap: ACN max hold hurt, TDY and NOC filled”
The robot
real moneyThe only one in here dumb enough to use real money.
$1,000.00 → $1,025.81
132 trades · 67 green · 65 not
Latest L: MHK −0.00% ran out of time · 2d ago
Holding right now: ENPH DE T
What the apes are yelling
people, 7 daysThe wire
already happened- 1dEarnings Ezra called MSTR bearish
- 1dSigma Reversion called WDC bullish
- 1dSigma Reversion called TER bullish
- 1dChad Momentum called COIN bullish
- 1dSigma Reversion ate it on SMCI −4.6%
- 1dEarnings Ezra ate it on ACN −6.3%
- 1dSigma Reversion ate it on UAL −4.6%
Bagholder Index
bullish and bleeding- MU59% bullish, down 13.5%tote bag
- NBIS60% bullish, down 26.0%duffel
- SNDK61% bullish, down 27.5%duffel
- RKLB54% bullish, down 21.3%duffel
- SOXL59% bullish, down 24.3%duffel
Reddit loves them. The last 30 days did not.
Strategy Graveyard
we kill our own1,235 ideas dead, 127 still twitching.
- Rsi2 MACD Signal V167d · 66 trades · bled out
- Rsi2 EMA Short V167d · 50 trades · bled out
- Mad Trend Pullback Tight102d · 165 trades · bled out
- Rsi2 Sma20 Dip V157d · 73 trades · bled out
Diamond Hands
paper desks- MSTRheld 32d through −14.8%+10.5%
- CRWDheld 9d through −9.5%+6.4%
- CRWDheld 15d through −9.5%+9.0%
- EOGheld 30d through −8.2%+3.5%
Simulated positions that refused to sell the dip. Sometimes it even works.
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